The EDP, what a stinker this is. Vile and putrid. The banana vibe has went full plantain in your face with pungent root of something. Absolute scrubber and I can’t say I have ever ordered something this atrocious that I’m actually gonna have to send back. I sprayed this on my arm at the post office and damn near went into a migraine before it because a skin scent 10 minutes later.
Hermes, you’re taking a step in the wrong direction with this release. I’ll be glad to take this perfumer out back for you and kick them swiftly in the crotch, and make you an outstanding fragrance. For a fee of course lol. I recommend having this stockpile tossed in a nuclear fission reactor and a flame thrower on the recipe book. The only thing equally revolting would be cabbage water mixed in helicopter smoke.